My reign as the backsplash king had a peculiar ending. I make it sound like Covid put me out of business because it sounds markedly more noble than the disgraceful truth. I actually was fired….angrily I might add, the night before the Pandemic hit. It was seamless timing. I take credit for planning it that way, even though I didn’t. I guess they couldn’t handle all of my unreasonable demands and refusal to do bathrooms or work anywhere where there might be traffic. After all, I’m a delicate genius, an artisan…