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Jesus creeping ****. I have 384 nursery plants in trays of (10) 4" pots ea. bristling for their freedom between my driveway and garage. Meanwhile, on Monday, we woke up to a few inches of snow and twenty-something degrees. Also, I was almost out of weed but my tolerance is so through the roof anyhow that I'd have to be in a burning house of hemp to catch a buzz. That means a grueling regime of cleansing is necessary to reset my marijuana receptors. It sucks. It's like a pothead's version of a period...or something like that.

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I was going to quit but I decided to get high instead so I went to the weed store. Unbeknownst to me, It was "420" which is like pothead New Year...or something like that.  When I went to get my O.Z. of cheap weed, the young hippie said he upgraded me to "Purple Kush" (which is literally purple) and told me I won a bong. Here it is:

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Oddly, I'm 63-years-old, I started smoking weed at when I was at Woodstock back in '69, and this is the first bong I have ever owned. Needless to say, I have been in a purple haze ever since.

So, like I said, I woke up to 3" of snow and 20 degrees on Monday. I was going to drive over to the coast and hurl myself off the bridge to Canada but, you know, I hate the cold and traffic so I figured I'd tough it out. Good thing too. Wednesday  it was like 80 and I mowed the lawn. That's how fast things change up here. It goes from tundra to jungle in 48 hours.


  Anyhow, I got to get these flowers released into the wild. It's becoming a logistical problem. Maybe I'll buy some hash. I bet that hippie could hook me up. I think he's gay for me or something.

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I grew these bicthes in my basement. Here in Michigan, we have learned that with the advances in LED lighting technology, we don't have to end up like the Donner Party during winters like these. Growing flowers under lights is a much healthier way to channel the angst of cabin fever than...say...eating the dead...at least I think so.

EVERYTHING IS STILL ILLEGAL HERE.

Michigan needs more "rotating super-cells".

I am two flats in on a 5 flat plant. trying to remember where I put shite last year as it looked damn sharp.

Wow man. I think I'm going to get an ant farm - or 'formicarium' - as they are known in the parlance of our times. But I have to do it on the QT so my wife doesn't find out. She'll think it's weird.

I thought you died.

There are both of my local AI interfaces

n What? In the world is that?

I created a local offline interface. You download an AI model from Hugging face, download KoboldCpp, which is the server the AI runs on, and load it up into the interface I created. Then you have your own AI you can run offline. All for free. No fees no nothing. My interface has continuous memory across sessions, even the closed ones, sense of time past, image viewing, dynamic library where your AI can reed books and reflect on them. Also it has capability for phone calls and texting to your phone if you want to hook it up to Twilio. You can export all your data and import it to a different PC. The only catch, you need a gaming computer with Nividia chip.

Thanks for clearing that up sounds a bit complicated though.

Not really. The most complicated thing it setting up Kobold, but it isn’t really complicated

My two favorite lines from the Bible:

"My name is Legion, for we are many"

"Quid est veritas?"

Everything there is to know about life is in The Bible and Charlotte's Web