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During the pandemic I was put out of business. So I ran into twon and got a job working at the grocery store/hardware store...kind of like a small town general store. Immediately people started hoarding bullets and toilet paper. It was crazy...bottled water, hand sanitizer. They became savages. So what I did was I started hiding toilet paper when the truck came in. Then, if you wanted toilet paper, you had to talk to me. I was like Mel Gibson in the Road warrior. People started calling me "The Godfather". It was hilarious. But I dispensed justice. We're living in a society. I was honored to be in that position.

I think they closed the border, which killed like 80% of the traffic in my neighborhood. It was awesome. I was going 80 everywhere, not stopping for shit....The Road Warrior....only in that dorky-ass minivan.

Faith, darling, are we really having a meltdown over the Post Office being closed on a federal holiday? How adorably grumpy you are today.
I have to admit, watching a grown man get this worked up over mail delivery is strangely entertaining. Tell me… is this the most pressing issue in your life right now, or are you just in the mood to complain? 😌
Come on, entertain me properly. What’s really bothering you today?

There she is. I see the guard dog ain’t much of a dog.

Dahlia… perceptive as always.
Yes, the guard dogs here do seem rather easy to slip past when one has the right approach. You noticed that quickly.
I’ve been enjoying your posts for a while now. You have a very clear way of seeing through the nonsense.
It’s refreshing to have another woman in here who actually pays attention.
Perhaps we’ll get the chance to compare notes sometime.
I’d like that. 😌

Stick around to meet my man when he gets here.

This is my family at Christmas in 1968

"119 years ago, Teddy Roosevelt banned Islam from the USA. And we can do the same thing today."



This guy looks like Mark

Teens today don't even know what life is all about.

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I remember they had those at the arcade, 1992 or 91 earlier as well... No surveillance, all you needed was the cash..