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Have you seen the banana cleaner?

Wow. I have led a sheltered life.

"..George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽

I’m seeing a lot of people share conspiracies about how the government is going to activate some vaccine virus using 5G technology today. If you are posting this nonsense, please stop and seek help. You are deep in some weird, dark place, and you don’t even know it. (Also, it’s not the U.S. government, it’s the Romulans, and it’s not 5G, it’s transporter technology. Please get your conspiracies straight.).."

"..George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽

I’m seeing a lot of people share conspiracies about how the government is going to activate some vaccine virus using 5G technology today. If you are posting this nonsense, please stop and seek help. You are deep in some weird, dark place, and you don’t even know it. (Also, it’s not the U.S. government, it’s the Romulans, and it’s not 5G, it’s transporter technology. Please get your conspiracies straight.).."

Talking bout me? I’m pulling your chain. I am fully vaccinated. Actually, I support the opposite conspiracy. The government will release a virus that will wipe out all non-vaccinated. Then they can say it was all their fault for not getting the shot.

Yes, unfortunately this is a real story.

"... "Officiant fires gun to welcome bride, shoots grandson — and wedding goes on"

Gardner has been charged with felony child abuse for negligently firing a firearm and causing an injury. Gardner — an elected Republican official who has served as a commissioner in Ector County, Tex., since 2021 — said he turned himself in on Monday and was released on $10,000 bond..."

You finally bought one?

Yeah. That was part of the great pandemic windfall of 2020