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…but if she was…that’s what I’d tell her.

…but if she was…that’s what I’d tell her.

What would you tell her?
“Please don’t kill me?”

I'm within minutes of finishing the project of rebuilding the kitchen cabinet that was damaged while I was trying to be nice and make my wife dinner when she was pregnant with our kid and the stove exploded.  Just have to put the doors on. But first I'll smoke some pot.

She should be thankful she lives with a professional.

I'm within minutes of finishing the project of rebuilding the kitchen cabinet that was damaged while I was trying to be nice and make my wife dinner when she was pregnant with our kid and the stove exploded.  Just have to put the doors on. But first I'll smoke some pot.

She should be thankful she lives with a professional.

They don’t have the appropriate rating for this.

Actual footage of Faith’s stove incident:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8hj1bPV/

It was ugly. The entire  "volunteer fire department" showed up and drank beer on my lawn until my wife got home. There was a big hole in the wall and I had a bloody nose.  I bought us a new stove for Christmas.

This goes out to the boys in Hamas:

Iran says it will not tolerate an invasion of Gaza. Will immediately attack Israel.
  American naval battle group heading for the area. Not just a couple of carriers.

It's time to defeat Satan's armies.

At least 100 American fighter jets including A-10 tank killers, are already deployed in the area.