Topix Underground

"..Dear employee, times are hard and our costs exceed target.

As per clause 21(v)(iii) in your employment contract we are exercising our right to require you to change your state of employment. Your new state will not be Alaska or Texas - under our innovative new program your new state of employment will be undead.

This letter contains a fast acting poison and a powerful curse. As an undead employee you will need no breaks, pension or medical cover.

Our shareholders thank you for your sacrifice.."