Had an 8 inch tree fall to the wind this morning, who wants to volunteer to cut and clean it up for me?

Too late, you missed all the fun. Caught a break in the rain and got 'er cut up and piled in the woods already. Snooze, you lose!
I like my death and dismemberment machine, chainsaw, but I am hankering for a nicer one. Been a good saw though, darn thing is close to 30 years old now and still gets it done.