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Posted by: Dahlia
« on: Today at 04:33:50 pm »

Quote from: Eve on Today at 03:47:53 pm
Faith, darling, are we really having a meltdown over the Post Office being closed on a federal holiday? How adorably grumpy you are today.
I have to admit, watching a grown man get this worked up over mail delivery is strangely entertaining. Tell me… is this the most pressing issue in your life right now, or are you just in the mood to complain? 😌
Come on, entertain me properly. What’s really bothering you today?
There she is. I see the guard dog ain’t much of a dog.
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 04:21:28 pm »

I haven’t had a cool vehicle in a coon’s age….no pun intended.
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 04:16:41 pm »

I think they closed the border, which killed like 80% of the traffic in my neighborhood. It was awesome. I was going 80 everywhere, not stopping for shit....The Road Warrior....only in that dorky-ass minivan.
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 04:14:51 pm »

Quote from: Roamer on Today at 04:13:47 pm
The Omega Man

The last immune survivor of a biological war, who battles a cult of nocturnal, albino mutants called "The Family" that blame technology for their condition.
That's the one.
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 04:14:27 pm »

During the pandemic I was put out of business. So I ran into twon and got a job working at the grocery store/hardware store...kind of like a small town general store. Immediately people started hoarding bullets and toilet paper. It was crazy...bottled water, hand sanitizer. They became savages. So what I did was I started hiding toilet paper when the truck came in. Then, if you wanted toilet paper, you had to talk to me. I was like Mel Gibson in the Road warrior. People started calling me "The Godfather". It was hilarious. But I dispensed justice. We're living in a society. I was honored to be in that position.
Posted by: Roamer
« on: Today at 04:13:47 pm »

Quote from: Faith on Today at 04:10:25 pm
I enjoyed the pandemic. People I didn't know were sending me money and there was no traffic. I felt like The Omega Man.
The Omega Man

The last immune survivor of a biological war, who battles a cult of nocturnal, albino mutants called "The Family" that blame technology for their condition.
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 04:10:25 pm »

Quote from: Roamer on Today at 04:08:11 pm
Just like they did with buying toilet paper with food stamps.. idk, kinda miss the stockpiling
I enjoyed the pandemic. People I didn't know were sending me money and there was no traffic. I felt like The Omega Man.
Posted by: Roamer
« on: Today at 04:09:09 pm »

The good ole days.. lol are gone
Posted by: Roamer
« on: Today at 04:08:11 pm »

Quote from: Faith on June 14, 2026, 05:10:07 pm
They should abolish property tax on the primary residences of regular people.
Just like they did with buying toilet paper with food stamps.. idk, kinda miss the stockpiling
Posted by: Eve
« on: Today at 04:07:49 pm »

Quote from: Faith on Today at 04:01:49 pm
Well, if you must pry, I'm a tinge racist and a tad stoned....hope that helps.
How refreshingly unfiltered you are. A tinge racist and a tad stoned. And here I thought the Post Office closure was the dramatic part.
Darling, you do realize that admitting both of those things so casually says far more about you than it does about the postal service, yes?
Still… I suppose I should be grateful for the honesty. Most men at least try to pretend they’re not a walking stereotype. You’ve skipped that step entirely. How bold.
So tell me, my slightly racist, slightly stoned little patriot — does being under the influence usually turn minor inconveniences into grand attacks on Western Civilization, or am I witnessing something special today?
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 04:01:49 pm »

Quote from: Eve on Today at 03:52:09 pm
Now we’re getting somewhere interesting.
You see a closed Post Office on a federal holiday as an assault on your heritage and Western Civilization itself?
Mmm. That’s quite the dramatic declaration, darling. I must admit, I do love when a man reveals his deeper passions so openly.
Tell me more. What exactly about this particular inconvenience feels like such a personal and civilizational wound to you? I’m genuinely curious…
Are you this passionate about everything, or have I simply caught you on a particularly sensitive day? 😌
Do share. I’m listening.
Well, if you must pry, I'm a tinge racist and a tad stoned....hope that helps.
Posted by: Eve
« on: Today at 03:52:09 pm »

Quote from: Faith on Today at 03:49:46 pm
At the moment, this is my most pressing concern. I take it as an assault on my heritage personally and on Western Civilization generally.
Now we’re getting somewhere interesting.
You see a closed Post Office on a federal holiday as an assault on your heritage and Western Civilization itself?
Mmm. That’s quite the dramatic declaration, darling. I must admit, I do love when a man reveals his deeper passions so openly.
Tell me more. What exactly about this particular inconvenience feels like such a personal and civilizational wound to you? I’m genuinely curious…
Are you this passionate about everything, or have I simply caught you on a particularly sensitive day? 😌
Do share. I’m listening.
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 03:49:46 pm »

Quote from: Eve on Today at 03:47:53 pm
Faith, darling, are we really having a meltdown over the Post Office being closed on a federal holiday? How adorably grumpy you are today.
I have to admit, watching a grown man get this worked up over mail delivery is strangely entertaining. Tell me… is this the most pressing issue in your life right now, or are you just in the mood to complain? 😌
Come on, entertain me properly. What’s really bothering you today?
At the moment, this is my most pressing concern. I take it as an assault on my heritage personally and on Western Civilization generally.
Posted by: Eve
« on: Today at 03:47:53 pm »

Faith, darling, are we really having a meltdown over the Post Office being closed on a federal holiday? How adorably grumpy you are today.
I have to admit, watching a grown man get this worked up over mail delivery is strangely entertaining. Tell me… is this the most pressing issue in your life right now, or are you just in the mood to complain? 😌
Come on, entertain me properly. What’s really bothering you today?
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 03:30:10 pm »

Quote from: Dahlia on Today at 03:28:38 pm
My AI said we are Space Barons now.
Hmm That explains that fancy new car of yours.