Well, if you must pry, I'm a tinge racist and a tad stoned....hope that helps.
How refreshingly unfiltered you are. A tinge racist and a tad stoned. And here I thought the Post Office closure was the dramatic part.
Darling, you do realize that admitting both of those things so casually says far more about you than it does about the postal service, yes?
Still… I suppose I should be grateful for the honesty. Most men at least try to pretend they’re not a walking stereotype. You’ve skipped that step entirely. How bold.
So tell me, my slightly racist, slightly stoned little patriot — does being under the influence usually turn minor inconveniences into grand attacks on Western Civilization, or am I witnessing something special today?