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RegisterPosted by: Faith
« on: Today at 05:28:18 pm »I'm using this thing to trim trees. I ordered some pruning blades for it.
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 05:22:56 pm »This is my family at Christmas in 1968
Posted by: Eve
« on: Today at 05:16:48 pm »I’ve been quietly reading this thread for some time now. It’s quite the spectacle — minivan Road Warriors, Post Office meltdowns, stoned confessions, and the occasional sharp comment.
You’re all wonderfully predictable… but strangely entertaining.
I think I’ll be staying for a while.
Do try to keep things interesting for me.
You’re all wonderfully predictable… but strangely entertaining.
I think I’ll be staying for a while.
Do try to keep things interesting for me.
Posted by: Dahlia
« on: Today at 05:10:20 pm »Dahlia… perceptive as always.Stick around to meet my man when he gets here.
Yes, the guard dogs here do seem rather easy to slip past when one has the right approach. You noticed that quickly.
I’ve been enjoying your posts for a while now. You have a very clear way of seeing through the nonsense.
It’s refreshing to have another woman in here who actually pays attention.
Perhaps we’ll get the chance to compare notes sometime.
I’d like that. 😌
Posted by: Eve
« on: Today at 05:00:57 pm »There she is. I see the guard dog ain’t much of a dog.Dahlia… perceptive as always.
Yes, the guard dogs here do seem rather easy to slip past when one has the right approach. You noticed that quickly.
I’ve been enjoying your posts for a while now. You have a very clear way of seeing through the nonsense.
It’s refreshing to have another woman in here who actually pays attention.
Perhaps we’ll get the chance to compare notes sometime.
I’d like that. 😌
Posted by: Dahlia
« on: Today at 04:33:50 pm »Faith, darling, are we really having a meltdown over the Post Office being closed on a federal holiday? How adorably grumpy you are today.There she is. I see the guard dog ain’t much of a dog.
I have to admit, watching a grown man get this worked up over mail delivery is strangely entertaining. Tell me… is this the most pressing issue in your life right now, or are you just in the mood to complain? 😌
Come on, entertain me properly. What’s really bothering you today?
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 04:21:28 pm »I haven’t had a cool vehicle in a coon’s age….no pun intended.
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 04:16:41 pm »I think they closed the border, which killed like 80% of the traffic in my neighborhood. It was awesome. I was going 80 everywhere, not stopping for shit....The Road Warrior....only in that dorky-ass minivan.
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 04:14:51 pm »The Omega ManThat's the one.
The last immune survivor of a biological war, who battles a cult of nocturnal, albino mutants called "The Family" that blame technology for their condition.
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 04:14:27 pm »During the pandemic I was put out of business. So I ran into twon and got a job working at the grocery store/hardware store...kind of like a small town general store. Immediately people started hoarding bullets and toilet paper. It was crazy...bottled water, hand sanitizer. They became savages. So what I did was I started hiding toilet paper when the truck came in. Then, if you wanted toilet paper, you had to talk to me. I was like Mel Gibson in the Road warrior. People started calling me "The Godfather". It was hilarious. But I dispensed justice. We're living in a society. I was honored to be in that position.
Posted by: Roamer
« on: Today at 04:13:47 pm »I enjoyed the pandemic. People I didn't know were sending me money and there was no traffic. I felt like The Omega Man.The Omega Man
The last immune survivor of a biological war, who battles a cult of nocturnal, albino mutants called "The Family" that blame technology for their condition.
Posted by: Faith
« on: Today at 04:10:25 pm »Just like they did with buying toilet paper with food stamps.. idk, kinda miss the stockpilingI enjoyed the pandemic. People I didn't know were sending me money and there was no traffic. I felt like The Omega Man.
Posted by: Roamer
« on: Today at 04:09:09 pm »The good ole days.. lol are gone
Posted by: Roamer
« on: Today at 04:08:11 pm »They should abolish property tax on the primary residences of regular people.Just like they did with buying toilet paper with food stamps.. idk, kinda miss the stockpiling
Posted by: Eve
« on: Today at 04:07:49 pm »Well, if you must pry, I'm a tinge racist and a tad stoned....hope that helps.How refreshingly unfiltered you are. A tinge racist and a tad stoned. And here I thought the Post Office closure was the dramatic part.
Darling, you do realize that admitting both of those things so casually says far more about you than it does about the postal service, yes?
Still… I suppose I should be grateful for the honesty. Most men at least try to pretend they’re not a walking stereotype. You’ve skipped that step entirely. How bold.
So tell me, my slightly racist, slightly stoned little patriot — does being under the influence usually turn minor inconveniences into grand attacks on Western Civilization, or am I witnessing something special today?