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Another one of the many languages you speak?

Another one of the many languages you speak?

Sir, yes, sir!

I am stupid. It’s very convenient. You should try it.

  Actually I've found stupidity to be inconvenient.  Just a month ago I stupidly fell down a flight of stairs. The resultant pain was inconvenient.

i’m European. I like my coffee strong.

I love strong coffee

Don't call me "sir." I'm not an officer. I work for a living.

I thought since you are from Texas sir and ma’am is you second nature.

I thought since you are from Texas sir and ma’am is you second nature.

  I'm from the impolite and mean part of Texas.

I used to buy coffee beans from this place in Ann Arbor that roasted it. It would still be warm when I got it.  So I had this big machine from Italy that made espresso and had the steam jets for cappuccino. Then this guy would deliver milk...regular and chocolate in glass bottles. We used that for the cappuccinos and the "mochas" - which were just a cappuccino made with chocolate milk.  It was stunning. We put on a good show. I used to take all the 20's out of the register. That was kind of my thing.