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Re: Current Events
« Reply #2805 on: October 13, 2023, 06:42:30 pm »
Quote from: Der Fuehrer on October 13, 2023, 06:40:39 pm
The part where her tail slips from her mouth and she looks across the room like it has run off...  LOL
I really wonder if she knows that's part of her body or she thinks it's some varmint that keeps following her.
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« Reply #2806 on: October 13, 2023, 06:42:45 pm »
Three beers and three pain pills should do me right. Together we should make it to the show tonight.
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« Reply #2807 on: October 13, 2023, 06:44:08 pm »
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« Reply #2808 on: October 13, 2023, 06:45:49 pm »
Unless the dog draws back a stub, I'm pretty sure it knows that that is his own tail.
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« Reply #2809 on: October 13, 2023, 06:46:51 pm »
Shouldn't you still be at work Der?
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« Reply #2810 on: October 13, 2023, 06:47:31 pm »
Quote from: Waco 1954 on October 13, 2023, 06:42:45 pm
Three beers and three pain pills should do me right. Together we should make it to the show tonight.
There you go. That might prevent frequent left-handed wiping sessions too.
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« Reply #2811 on: October 13, 2023, 06:47:53 pm »
I dropped the remote. I'm fukd.
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« Reply #2812 on: October 13, 2023, 06:49:16 pm »
Quote from: Dahlia on October 13, 2023, 06:47:31 pm
There you go. That might prevent frequent left-handed wiping sessions too.
Instead of clumsily annihilating my booty left handed I'll be unconscious.
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« Reply #2813 on: October 13, 2023, 06:51:20 pm »
Quote from: Dahlia on October 13, 2023, 06:32:05 pm
And Russians should be watching this

https://youtu.be/bnGM6k5EdNQ?si=7AtHkVpdTT2rbHlq
This video is kind of sad. This school is in Zaporlzhya, Ukraine.
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« Reply #2814 on: October 13, 2023, 06:52:00 pm »
Nothing good about kids being killed.
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« Reply #2815 on: October 13, 2023, 06:52:20 pm »
I saw a Stephen King movie where a guy was paralyzed in an accident and got this monkey to perform household tasks for him but the monkey turned evil and I think so did the paralyzed guy and the monkey was killing people on his behalf.
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« Reply #2816 on: October 13, 2023, 06:53:25 pm »
Guy said his mom sheltered his body with hers... In Israel...
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« Reply #2817 on: October 13, 2023, 06:54:23 pm »
Quote from: Faith on October 13, 2023, 06:52:20 pm
I saw a Stephen King movie where a guy was paralyzed in an accident and got this monkey to perform household tasks for him but the monkey turned evil and I think so did the paralyzed guy and the monkey was killing people on his behalf.
Swell. You're the first person my monkey is coming for.
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« Reply #2818 on: October 13, 2023, 06:59:10 pm »
I think the idea was that the monkey was reading the paraplegic's mind.
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« Reply #2819 on: October 13, 2023, 07:00:46 pm »
Quote from: Faith on October 13, 2023, 06:59:10 pm
I think the idea was that the monkey was reading the paraplegic's mind.
Like I said...
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