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« Reply #55830 on: February 21, 2025, 08:09:14 am »
I cut off part of my finger on a band saw. Little Chinaman doctor in Detroit sewed it back on for me. Works fine.
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« Reply #55831 on: February 21, 2025, 08:10:30 am »
Quote from: Faith on February 21, 2025, 08:09:14 am
I cut off part of my finger on a band saw. Little Chinaman doctor in Detroit sewed it back on for me. Works fine.
I was slicing up a toy plastic gorilla with a razor.
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« Reply #55832 on: February 21, 2025, 08:12:15 am »
Quote from: Waco 1954 on February 21, 2025, 06:00:32 am
I'm sorry but you know Italians have hair growing everywhere.
I'm not that kind of Italian. I had red hair when I was a kid. My family must have missed all the invasions. I look like the Roman Emperors looked before the Roman Empire bought into "diversification" and "inclusion". I don't think they were big on "equity" though.
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« Reply #55833 on: February 21, 2025, 08:13:05 am »
That part of my family is from the greater Pompeii region.
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« Reply #55834 on: February 21, 2025, 08:15:15 am »
Actually, they keep updating my DNA profile. I'm getting whiter. At first I was 50% Italian. Now I'm like 38% and the rest is Celtic...and various other traces of whiteness.
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« Reply #55835 on: February 21, 2025, 08:24:23 am »
A long time ago, one of the mafia guys in Detroit gave me an M1, but the little ones, like Iwo Jima.
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« Reply #55836 on: February 21, 2025, 08:32:56 am »
Quote from: Waco 1954 on February 21, 2025, 08:08:42 am
It'll tell on you!
You have to manage to hitchhike the same ride. Just don forget to eat your bag of peanuts and drink your beer before you go.
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« Reply #55837 on: February 21, 2025, 08:34:19 am »
Quote from: Faith on February 21, 2025, 08:13:05 am
That part of my family is from the greater Pompeii region.
They must’ve been vacationing in Milan when Vesuvius went.
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« Reply #55838 on: February 21, 2025, 08:35:19 am »
Quote from: Faith on February 21, 2025, 08:15:15 am
Actually, they keep updating my DNA profile. I'm getting whiter. At first I was 50% Italian. Now I'm like 38% and the rest is Celtic...and various other traces of whiteness.
I’m 92% Balkanian. Have some Sardinian too
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« Reply #55839 on: February 21, 2025, 08:39:24 am »
Quote from: Dahlia on February 21, 2025, 08:34:19 am
They must’ve been vacationing in Milan when Vesuvius went.
They probably had the good sense to evacuate when the Roman cops told them too. If it wasn't for my grandfather being a draft-dodger, I wouldn't be here. Mussolini was trying to send him to Ethiopia so he moved to Detroit...I know...the irony...but Detroit was nice back then.
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« Reply #55840 on: February 21, 2025, 08:41:11 am »
When he went back to Italy to get a new wife he also changed his name. For all I know, he could have been an international fugitive. I never actually talked to the guy...we didn't speak the same language. He seemed nice.
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« Reply #55841 on: February 21, 2025, 08:49:35 am »
I have chores in the morning...plants and animals. Actually that's the most enjoyable part of the day. It's quiet.
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« Reply #55842 on: February 21, 2025, 08:50:02 am »
Quote from: Dahlia on February 21, 2025, 08:35:19 am
I’m 92% Balkanian. Have some Sardinian too
We're probably related.
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« Reply #55843 on: February 21, 2025, 08:53:05 am »
Quote from: Faith on February 21, 2025, 08:50:02 am
We're probably related.
You can do the 23 &me and see.
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« Reply #55844 on: February 21, 2025, 08:53:06 am »
The best part is that Trump has made America funny again. He has restored the national sense of humor - after long years of self-important, condescending and dim-witted haters running the store.
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