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Maybe Protestants have that "graven image" thing going on...or they don't have saints. Their churches are bland. 
When I was a kid my dad owned a church in Detroit. I'm pretty sure it was Baptist. It was called The Biblelujah Church. The clerics name was Miss Mildred. She would pay my dad a fraction of the rent each month in change and the rest in food donations from the flock.  I remember the building had a mural of giant black hands praying on the front done in fluorescent colors. The city tore it down to build a hospital.