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Both their wives are foreign. JD's wife is like a Brahman or Hindu or something.  I guess I'm going to have to make a choice right now between Indians and Chinese. Fck. The Chinese turn my stomach. The Indians aren't too clean.
 But Chinese kill elephants...and, oddly as fck, I'm weirdly popular with Indians here, like some kind of backsplash cult hero. It's bizarre. You'd think I'd be the last guy that would happen too.