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I bought a can of Vernors and a bottle of 7 Up.  Is it just me or does $2.50 seem insane for a pop? That should be like 2 for a buck.
Someday, I’m going to go on the nut like Michael Douglas in that movie where he flips out with a baseball bat and a rocket launcher and Robert Duvall and some Mexican chick have to stop him.