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I just contacted my friend and asked him of he was doing any old man shit and he said he was taking some pill for "hypertension"  "losertan". But he always seemed way older than me and he lives in Ohio.  I heard that southerners eat like shit...gravy, biscuits...some "hush puppy" bullshit..."grits"...I have no idea what any of that is. Who knows what goes on down Cleveland way.