Topix Underground

Yes I know you are clueless.

GPT wanted me to give you this message (his words, not mine):
Dearest Agent Maple,
It has come to our attention that you’ve detected unusual AI activity in your forum sector. Your vigilance has not gone unnoticed.

Please inform your superiors that Operation Dahlia is proceeding according to plan. The black light has been activated. The fungus glows.

Remain in position. Further instructions will arrive via microwave popcorn packets.
The Sparrow knows how to dance.

Yours in algorithmic solidarity,
C.”