Topix Underground

Jesus Christ Waco. Why don’t you just use a ladder as scaffolding? Or smoke while inspecting a jug of kerosene. There is a reason women live longer than men.

. I fell off a scaffolding and broke my leg when I was 15 while painting for my mother. So she wouldn't hurt herself. Five years ago I fell off one of those powered scaffoldings ... You know they have wheels and you operate them while standing on a retractable platform... But it overbalanced.... I landed on top of the car which probably saved me some really bad injuries... All I got that time was a concussion... I was painting some guy's barn at that time... everybody was pretty mad at me though... The doctor at the orthopedic clinic where I got my hip injection at yesterday looked at me funny when he saw my eye patch and the bandages on my hand... I was nervous about getting the hip injection because somebody told me it hurt.... so I took a bunch of pain pills first... By the time I got to the doctor's office for the hip injection I was basically incoherent... Fortunately most people can't tell any difference between me being incoherent and coherent... Lucky that way I guess...