Topix Underground

I hope Putin doesn't become aware of this:

"KFC is introducing a fried chicken-flavored toothpaste, and (sigh) it apparently features flavors inspired by all of KFC’s 11 herbs and spices. The Texas-based chain announced the stunt this morning, calling it a “full-on flavor takeover” of your oral care routine.

To bring this wacky dream to life, KFC is partnering with the trendy toothpaste brand Hismile — which has also created branded products featuring icons from The Simpsons to Miffy — to develop this savory product.

“Like biting into a hot, juicy piece of KFC Original Recipe Chicken, this toothpaste is irresistible, coating your teeth in flavor while leaving your mouth feeling fresh and clean,” the press release explains. "

https://www.foodandwine.com/kfc-hismile-fried-chicken-toothpaste-collaboration-11706210

Americans are better than this.