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On the 23rd they are going to put a TV camera the size of a drinking straw up Mr Happy.
  I said BULLSHIT!
    THEY SAY... HAS TO BE DONE!  You could have CANCER!
 SO I paid 135 bucks out of pocket to get the nitrous oxide.
     Fuck the rent! Told the landlady I'd make it up a little at a time.

I don't remember it being painful at all when I had it done. The doc had a real cute assistant too.