Topix Underground

As I get older, I just want to unburden myself of as many objects, responsibilities and expenses as I possibly can without sleeping on a park bench. If I could turn every single object in my life back into the money I paid for it, I could live in a hotel like GD Al Capone.

Luxury hotel living where you never even have to come out of your room. Everybody waits on you like you're a god. Good times!