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This is Lolly. She's an English bulldog. She's half witted. She's fascinated by me because she's never been around men. And everybody knows what a real man I am. She's sweet and only nine months old. She cost three thousand dollars but her owner can't take care of her anymore. She has the IQ of Joe Biden.

Be careful. I read that negroes steal those dogs and then sell them on Craigslist. Nothing is sacred.