Topix Underground

My uncle Jed walked to the light. Unfortunately there was a Mack truck connected to it...

A truck with one bad headlight.  There's this intersection on the road I live so when you pull up to the stop sign ad look for oncoming traffic at night, there is a driveway down the cross street (these are 50mph streets) with two lights one on either side of the end of the driveway. Because of the parallax effect, when you're sitting in your car looking to your left, the position of those two lights look like the headlights of an oncoming car. So I sit there for like twenty minutes waiting for this douchebag to pass and he never does because it's a GD landscape light and all the hillbillies behind me in their pick-up trucks are getting antsy and honking. You'd think after 25 years I'd have learned but I'm not really on that corner a lot after dark. Everyone up here wants to go 100 mph everywhere. There are no non-fatal car crashes because all these pick-ups with like a sticker of a deer on the back window, a pistol under the drivers's seat and a half pint of cheap whisky between the legs and an angry, unshaven, jilted hillbilly in a baseball hat driving are unsafe at any speed.