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That prick Biden. Perhaps his most egregious crime against humanity is that he had to start wearing the same sunglasses that have been my trademark lo these past many decades. I’m faced with no choice but to start smoking reefer out of a corn cob pipe so that, along with my preference for khaki, it will evoke an ethos of the late Douglas MacArthur.
I wish these GD gravel trucks would just fade away. I’m in a hurry to pay thirty bucks for a sack of dirt.