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Now, I figured out that my limit of someone bumping into my care,  before I go in attack mode, is 2.
I was at the parking lot at Walmart yesterday, when that one baldheaded, bearded morherfcker in a redneck truck was parked by me. His first violation was that his grocery cart was parked in my parking spot, so I couldn’t pull out. That already pissed me off. Je kept talking on his phone and trying to load his stuff, when he let go of his door and slammed it into my car. I was like: okay, deep breath. Then he did it again. At that point, I sprinted out of my car whipped around it and was ready to fck him ip. He was like: “No no no, The wind did it. I’m sorry.
I was like: you better be sorry. He was lucky my car wan’t fcked up.