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They won't remarry you unless you pay them money to make the sin go away.

I got married in a Baptist church. 

I got married by a Lutheran that looked like Jerry Garcia on top of a mountain in the UP. I don't even know if it's legal. I'm not really a hippy either. I don't know how it all worked out that way. Now I remember. My wife's a hippy. I was just trying to save money by not having a wedding.