Ben & Jerry is some West Coast hippy shit I think. 31Flavors had these stores that were really clean and you ordered ice cream cones. When we were little kids until we were teenagers we all played baseball in summer "little league". It was awesome. We had uniforms, hats, the whole bit. After the games the coaches or the parents would buy everyone ice cream. That was some idyllic Midwestern Americana.
I wiped my ass with a Ben& Jerry's napkin once.