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Living out here mowing the lawn is like sailing or playing golf or something. It's a lot different then when you're in some sub looking over the fence at another fence and a shed, playscape, above ground pool, etc etc etc.... But it will be someday.
When I was growing up, we lived in this little strip of land along the lake where all the auto barons lived.  There was this old man that actually owned a farm right in the middle of these mansions and he grew corn and lived in this little white farmhouse on the edge of the high school's property. We all made fun of that old weirdo. We failed to notice that his last name was the same name as the street that the high school was on and his little farm was worth more than all of our families combined and that by now that crazy old man could afford to do anything he wanted and that's what he decided on. I want to be the crazy old man some day