Topix Underground

This is cool. I got the day off and the Sicilians gave me a couple of grand on my way out. I need a new car but I can't handle that interaction. I'll have my wife go buy one for me. She actually procured the Turkmobile. I just had to go sign for it and drive it home. I can't spend another summer like that....driving on flats, shit leaking, the thing breaking down every couple of weeks. I'm a grown man.  Even the grease-monkey-turned-millionaire that owns the repair shop in town told me to hang it up - and the Turkmobile put his kids through college.