Dammit. Now I'm obsessed with finding that thing in the mountain of junk in the basement...or maybe the mountain of junk in the garage...or barn. It's insane the amount of junk you accumulate in a lifetime. Every single object in my life....bottles, boxes, chairs, clothes, cars, books, lawnmowers, lamps....If I could change every physical object I own back into the money I paid for it, I wouldn't need any of it. I could just live on a GD island somewhere with a duffle bag full of cash and maybe Gus.