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"Man charged with first-degree murder in Commerce Township restaurant shooting
65-year-old Tonin Pjetri accused of shooting Francesk "Franco" Shkambi outside Prime 7 Bar & Restaurant following ongoing disagreement between acquaintances"

Shkambi's family said loved ones have flown in from their home country of Albania for funeral arrangements this weekend.



Whatever language it is that Albanians use is peculiar in it's odd placement of consonants. Who knows how they pronounce any of that. What is Albania anyhow? Was it one of Russia's possessions? One of the former Yugo states? They seem like an angry people generally.






Oddly, Michigan seems to be the destination of choice for wayward Albanians (lucky us).  They frequently kill one another attendant to various tribal feuds and vendettas. But there are two types of Albanians, Christian Albanians that can be converted to Americans in one or two generations and the unprincipled, lazy and slow-witted muslim shiptar  Albanians that don't work and cause mayhem. They hang out in their garages in track suits chain smoking. No one knows how or why they settled on Michigan. We here really believe our winters should be more dissuasive. It doesn't seem fair that we have to deal with all of these colored people, angry muslims, various fringe groups. Fortunately it's crazy segregated here and I stay on the path of truth and light. These pomak MF'r's are the least of our worries. They all live in Sterling Heights. I don't go down there. The traffic is obscene. But I give them credit. Much like the Italians and Chaldeans before them, the shiptaris are not afraid of the negroes. Their theory is: Everyone has a gun.