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this isn’t India dude. Best you  could help for is a regular old cremation. This guy I know who works at the funeral home says that every time there’s a cremation, they go down there and laugh at people’s naked bodies before they burn them.

There's actually a crematorium down near the city. I think I read the no-frills 'Dresden' package is $900 - they have a coffee can ready for pick-up the next day.