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I forgot today is Thanksgiving. I have nothing prepared. I should have thought ahead and picked-up some cooked chicken at the grocery store so I could make a special meal for the cats and dog and like a fruit tray for the birds. I'm grateful I have just enough weed left to get through the day without having to leave the house. I'm grateful my wife isn't forcing me to go through the perfunctory theatrics of feigning illness to dodge the draft on every holiday anymore. I bow my head in thanks that I am relieved of bearing the heavy cross of I-94 and and my sister-in-law's house for like 18 hours. Me and the animals have plans.