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The hubby renewed our Costco membership. I haven’t been there in about 4 years. I couldn’t remember why. We went today and forgot the Black Friday deals are on. I bought one item (TP) and left. It was a fcking zoo gone wild. I just cannot handle crowds anymore. I was afraid I was going to throat punch strangers. I come from a fairly large city. I always loved the anonymity of it. Now I just want to be left alone. And to top it off some bitch refused to unblock the aisle with her cart. I asked nicely and she ignored me. I rammed her cart with mine to get through. That was uncalled for I know but enough is enough. Unfortunately for me I told the hubby they have entire lamb legs in the frozen dept. Now he is looking to see if he can get a meat saw at Amazon. I said ok but iI refuse to go back until New Year is done.

I miss walmart and such being open 24 hrs.  Come about 3 am I would near have the whole store to myself.  Makes for a much more pleasant shopping experience.   
First one in town came along right at the time I had 3 very young kids. Wait until about their bed time, toss them in the car, 3 miles up the road they are all snoring, pour their sleeping bods into a shopping buggy and get 'er done in blessed peace and quiet.

Though I was told, not long ago, that grocery stores are the hot hook up spot for old folks like me. 

Reckon I need a " Yes I am single" T shirt to shop in.