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They don't make people from Europe go through all the bullshit that like someone from Afghanistan. All the Europeans here are normal attractive people with gainful jobs and normal families. I never heard anyone in my extended family talking about "Immigration" or ICE or citizenship. Of course, I never knew what they were saying. They came over on a boat. I saw a copy of the page of the registry at Ellis Island where my grandfather signed a fake name. It was all on the up-and-up. Fck. I wish I could turn my brother in to ICE but we were all born here.