Jesus. She's majoring in "English". I'm totally apart from all of it though. It's like I live in a private universe, it's all happening around me, I'm paying for it somehow and I have zero control. And that's why tonight I ate a quarter ounce of reefer and feel zero remorse.
Welcome to parenthood! You can not control your children, they may come through you but they are not yours. I think that's Khalil Gibran, The Prophet thing.