Topix Underground

I'm getting a barrage of text messages from the Sicilians begging me to trim houses for them and I'm ignoring it. The weather is just too sloppy. It's that kind of shit where we had two months of harsh winter snow, ice, wind non-stop and then it suddenly went above freezing, there's dense fog, everything is filthy, muddy and soaked with cold dirty water. I just can't bring myself to face the world beyond the confines of my cabin here.