When Teaman decides he has had enough, he should steal a tank and go on a rampage....go out in a blaze of glory.
That shit would fly in Florida. He'd be a hero and we could live vicariously through his triumph by being able to say that we were there to egg him on when he flipped out.
There was a guy who stole a tank and drove it through the military police headquarters at Ft. Hood when I was stationed there. Through the front wall and out the back. No on was hurt.