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NEGATORY. ALL I CAN DO IS WALK A LITTLE BIT NOW… I’M GETTING ANOTHER NEW HIP ON 22 JUNE. THAT MAKES TWO ARTIFICIAL KNEES AND TWO ARTIFICIAL HIPS…. I’M LUCKY I CAN STILL WIPE MY BEHIND….

I know I need a hip but I have chosen to live in a state of denial until it becomes a much more costly and debilitating problem because that's the kind of guy I am. I heard my brother had to get a hip (too bad he didn't need a kidney).