Topix Underground

The thing about these 'dispensaries' is that the first time you go in, they give you like a gift bag with a bunch of free shit - gummies, pre-rolls, 'wax', etc.  So I hit every one of them for my schwag bag....and there's a thousand of them. They're as common as liquor stores here.
I did that in college. I was in Ann Arbor. There's some week where all of those frats have like these open houses where they give you free booz if you pretend like your going to join. I hit all of them...even the Jew frat. I said my name was Sammy Silver (it's not). The black frat didn't buy my bullshit though....racist fcks.