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Texas Colorado and Florida lead the league in tornados.  Seems unfair to Florida, what with hurricanes being the elephant in the room. I haven't been to Florida in 20 years. I used to go down there a couple times a year. It's crowded. Of course, I was always in the wrong part of Florida...nothing but bars and boats...same as the part of  Michigan I lived in just hotter. 
It's not for me. Some how I think all these animals and mowing the lawn will keep me alive longer.  Eventually winter's going to kill me, it's just a question of when.