A headline like this just warms my soul:
Louisiana Fugitive Jumps Into Swamp is Attacked by Alligator
"Victor Rivas, 40, sustained injuries to his arms and was treated at a hospital before he was booked into jail on allegations of driving while intoxicated, resisting arrest and being a fugitive from adjacent Jefferson Parish."
Rivas... fled as troopers checked him out for a potential DWI arrest.....jumped from an elevated part of Interstate 310 and landed in swampland below, state police said....he was attacked by an alligator."