Topix Underground

Really none of what goes on in the world affects me. But I feel obligated to throw my two cents in even though I don't really care because it makes me feel like I'm still running in the human race.  Mostly the rest of the world's just a tv show and frankly they look like they could use a bath. They're always so angry. They spit when they talk.  Instead of sending them medicine and guns we should send them shampoo and shaving cream.