Topix Underground

I know guys that bought cottages in the UP and the same thing always happens and it happens fast. They realize it's like 10 hours of driving to get there after work on Friday and 10 hours to get back on Sunday and in between, you have to scramble to repair all the damage from frozen pipes, bears and porcupines gnawing on everything and the locals who break in as soon as they see you drive away and rob you blind. Then you sell the place back to them for half what you paid for it and the next victim comes along.