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My kids wanted McDonalds, so I went and ordered their nasty burgers. Then I wanted a frozen Sprite for myself, so I said: “ a medium frozen Sprite! please.” And the guy was:  “pumpkin spice laye?”
And I said: “No, medium frozen Sprite. And was again “Pumpkin spice..”
Then I said: I’ll tell you at the window. So I go and tell him I want frozen Sprite. And he still asking me about the Pumpkin spice. I said:”I was trying to say: “Medium Frozen Sprite. “
“Then he’s like: ”Oh, you Ukrainian accent…”
I’ll give him fcking Ukrainian…

You should have said you are Ukrainian. If he was a Democrat, you would have got the food for free.