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« Reply #58575 on: March 24, 2025, 06:00:28 pm »
I hope I can get this trimming gig back to the way it used to be - working 3 or 4 days a week, no one talks to me. Just get addresses texted to me and checks left for me. It's so easy it barely qualifies as work.
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« Reply #58576 on: March 24, 2025, 06:05:30 pm »
They're going to put a pressure cuff on my unmentionable in order to measure the force of my stream. Then I get a camera inserted in the same area into my bladder.
 Getting old isn't for wimps.
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« Reply #58577 on: March 24, 2025, 06:06:07 pm »
Anyway that's all I had to say.
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« Reply #58578 on: March 24, 2025, 06:07:15 pm »
Quote from: Waco 1954 on March 24, 2025, 06:05:30 pm
They're going to put a pressure cuff on my unmentionable in order to measure the force of my stream. Then I get a camera inserted in the same area into my bladder.
 Getting old isn't for wimps.
I'd buy the equipment on Amazon and do it myself.
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« Reply #58579 on: March 24, 2025, 06:12:33 pm »
Quote from: Faith on March 24, 2025, 06:07:15 pm
I'd buy the equipment on Amazon and do it myself.
Believe it or not you can buy your own endoscope on Amazon. You can spend the day checking out the inside of your guts.
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« Reply #58580 on: March 24, 2025, 06:14:33 pm »
Quote from: Waco 1954 on March 24, 2025, 06:12:33 pm
Believe it or not you can buy your own endoscope on Amazon. You can spend the day checking out the inside of your guts.
You can buy the equipment to set up a dentist office. The Albanians do it here in their kitchens.
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« Reply #58581 on: March 24, 2025, 06:18:31 pm »
Quote from: Waco 1954 on March 24, 2025, 05:59:53 pm
I had the c.l.a.p. once...
Back in the day we used tho sing “ I started the clap that got the whole world clapping.” Did you guys sing that?
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« Reply #58582 on: March 24, 2025, 06:22:15 pm »
Quote from: Waco 1954 on March 24, 2025, 06:05:30 pm
They're going to put a pressure cuff on my unmentionable in order to measure the force of my stream. Then I get a camera inserted in the same area into my bladder.
 Getting old isn't for wimps.
Yeah my brother in Ottawa isn’t thrilled with the invasive procedures.  He said they put a painful device right up the main mine.
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« Reply #58583 on: March 24, 2025, 06:27:00 pm »
Quote from: CCL on March 24, 2025, 06:22:15 pm
Yeah my brother in Ottawa isn’t thrilled with the invasive procedures.  He said they put a painful device right up the main mine.
They have it in for men.
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« Reply #58584 on: March 24, 2025, 06:28:09 pm »
Quote from: CCL on March 24, 2025, 06:18:31 pm
Back in the day we used tho sing “ I started the clap that got the whole world clapping.” Did you guys sing that?
  We never sang. About anything ever at all. Feeling good is anathema to us.
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« Reply #58585 on: March 24, 2025, 06:28:47 pm »
Quote from: CCL on March 24, 2025, 06:22:15 pm
Yeah my brother in Ottawa isn’t thrilled with the invasive procedures.  He said they put a painful device right up the main mine.
Even the urologist told me it's going to hurt. That bastard.
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« Reply #58586 on: March 24, 2025, 06:30:24 pm »
Quote from: Faith on March 24, 2025, 06:14:33 pm
You can buy the equipment to set up a dentist office. The Albanians do it here in their kitchens.
Albanians are weirdos.
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« Reply #58587 on: March 24, 2025, 06:39:32 pm »
Quote from: Waco 1954 on March 24, 2025, 06:30:24 pm
Albanians are weirdos.
I don't know why they picked Michigan. The joint's crawling with them.
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« Reply #58588 on: March 24, 2025, 06:40:57 pm »
Quote from: Waco 1954 on March 24, 2025, 06:28:09 pm
  We never sang. About anything ever at all. Feeling good is anathema to us.
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Shut the fuck up Waco. I’m betting you have memories of the good stuff as far and between as they were.
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« Reply #58589 on: March 24, 2025, 06:43:07 pm »
Quote from: Waco 1954 on March 24, 2025, 06:28:47 pm
Even the urologist told me it's going to hurt. That bastard.
This too shall pass. I don’t think there is a more brilliant sentence in the English language.
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