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What does the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Pope in heaven have in common?
 Well.... There's no such thing as the Easter! Bunny.... There's no such thing as Santa Claus... There's no such thing as a tooth fairy.... And there's no such thing as a Pope in heaven...

Fuck off.

Oh right I forgot. Support the terrorists. What was I thinking?

Bibi is a terrorist and a criminal many times over.  That is fact, it is not up for debate.

My doors are locked at all times even if I am just taking out the garbage.

Same here.

I planted 216 and netted 176 (81%) perfectly formed plants in individual 4" pots.
about half are red, half are salmon. If I could do this with coca or weed, I'd be like Pablo Escobar  or that guy in Breaking Bad.

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You’re a maniac.

Urocuff measures urine pressure in the male member by inflating itself to cut off the flow and then releasing, over and over....

I was talking g about the blood pressure cuff

Who is he talking about, Zelenski?

Nope, Nazis.

Sunny and warm this morning. Left work ( it’s in the coldest quadrant of the city) and a fcking blizzard was going. Got to my neighbourhood and it was sun and warmth. This geography is almost as weird as the weather. Some people (many) find the mountains beautiful. To me they look like a postcard I threw in a drawer years ago. The real treat is seeing the animals along the highway. I’ve seen deer of course, fox, wolf, grizzly and black bear and any number of smaller creatures. Seeing them in real life and wild is amazing. I think I have to go this Summer.