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You’re a maniac.

I roll all of them out onto the driveway in the morning until about 11am and then bring them back in the garage. I put them out again after 4 for a couple hours. After a couple weeks of that they can be out all day and then eventually get planted about a month from now.
I'm keeping maybe 40 of the geraniums and giving the rest to that church where my daughter plays. They're letting her have her graduation party there so they're going to plant flowers all around the church. I have a couple hundred more plants growing in the basement - sunflowers, zinnias, marigolds. 

Nope, Nazis.

That’s what Putin calls bim.

Public viewing of the guy's body.Gross.  Barbarism personified.

You don’t have to watch it

"Vatican tradition dictated that popes be buried in a set of three coffins: a cypress coffin symbolizing humility and mortality, a lead coffin to preserve the remains and prevent tampering, and finally an outer oak coffin reflecting dignity and strength."

Michigan in the spring is insanely beautiful.

Jesus. They have some nice floors at the Vatican. How do you even get to be a Swiss Guard. I could dig a job where you had to carry a pike.

Michigan in the spring is insanely beautiful.

Looks and smells just like Bulgaria.

Real ID is bullshit. It’s a hassle.

What’s that?