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Robot, what is the clearance under the brooklyn bridge

The navigational clearance under the Brooklyn Bridge is 127 feet above Mean High Water.

How tall is the main mast on the Mexican sailing ship Cuauhtémoc

160 feet
The Cuauhtemoc — about 297 feet long and 40 feet wide (90.5 meters long and 12 meters wide), according to the Mexican navy — sailed for the first time in 1982. The vessel's main mast has a height of 160 feet (48.9 meters), according to the Mexican government.





That took 30 seconds. It'd probably take another 30 seconds to translate it into Mexican.

All human societies are decidedly NOT created equal. Nor are they interchangeable in terms of placement in societies at different points on the evolutionary timeline.  In other words, you cannot take a bushman of the Kalahari and stick him in Manhattan and expect him to adjust. It's liberals furiously trying to  pound a square peg into a round hole while blaming the rest of us that it won't fit.
The fact that we have developed high-speed mass transit does not negate the immutable laws of nature that could swallow all of human history whole in the blink of an eye and leave no trace except ash. We are specks of dust in a universe of unimaginable enormity.

The Biden Administration and the hateful malevolence behind their agenda will go down in history as one of America's darkest hours.

If they catch me I'll just tell him I'm old and I forgot to pay for it....🤔😉🤣

I just jumped in the truck and drove to Food Lion and back by myself. I'm driving pretty good considering I have one eye. However I did pitch an old man fit at the checkout when I couldn't figure out which buttons to push. But people just ignore old men. They even ignored me when I went back in and got 10 cases of Cokes with the special discount. Move on nothing to see here just another old man...😃

I like being able to blurt out whatever deranged thought  pops into your head no matter how psychotic. Talking to yourself in public is a privilege reserved for the experienced.

I just give looks.

This is how left behind I am. I just discovered that everything I have been trying to get a tv to do for the past 3 years can be done just by watching “live tv” via Amazon Prime, which I already have. Not only that, I can watch it in those goggles like it’s being shown on the side of a barn.

I like being able to blurt out whatever deranged thought  pops into your head no matter how psychotic. Talking to yourself in public is a privilege reserved for the experienced.

I do that pretty much all the time when I'm shopping.... The best part is when I start cursing myself out.... Sometimes I even slap the shit out of myself... Anyway I'm always first in line....

Wow dude..... Even I knew that....

There’s more. I actually used to work for the University of Arizona as an “IT” computer expert. But there was this little Chinaman working there that could barely make the white man’s talk and he did all the work. I just walked around with a clipboard looking pissed off so people who didn’t know better would think I knew what I was doing. The Chinaman’s name was ‘Sue’, although I doubt that’s how it was spelled, I made fun of it like it was.